Now that the Chinese factory is complete (and just in time for a deadly virus outbreak), self-proclaimed “Buff Mage” Elon Musk is turning his attention to Germany, where colonies of bats and unexploded World War II bombs threaten to undermine investor confidence. (Those are not metaphors.)
Russian President and shirtless horse rider Vladimir Putin announced a major constitutional reform yesterday to set himself up as secret king of Russia for all time.
