Iran Starts 10-Day Nuclear Countdown

  • Iran Will Break Terms of Nuclear Deal in 10 Days
  • Facebook Drives Bitcoin to 13-Month High
  • Hundreds of U.S. Companies Protest Tariffs
  • Biden leads Trump by 10 points in Fox News Poll… But It’s Far From Over

 IRAN 

Tehran Starts the Countdown

Iran Will Break Terms of Nuclear Deal in 10 Days

Iran announced this morning that it will surpass its stockpile cap of enriched-uranium in 10 days unless “EVERYBODY STARTS BEING NICE TO ME, LIKE RIGHT NOW.”

The threat comes in response to U.S. accusations that Iran orchestrated multiple attacks on oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz, a vital shipping route off the coast of Iran.

For its part, Iran has denied any involvement in the attack and said if it wanted to shut down the Strait of Hormuz, they’d be singing about it from the rooftops.

“We are brave enough to take the responsibility of our own actions, shout it out loud with heads high up and accept its consequences too,” said Maj. Gen. Mohammad Hossein Bagheri, auditioning for the role of himself in the musical adaptation of the Iran nuclear crisis.

Exceeding the limits of the stockpile cap would break one of the terms of the 2015 nuclear deal. However, there is a clause that allows parties to unwind their participation in the deal if another party does so first (like, let’s just say, as a hypothetical example, if the U.S. pulled out of the deal on May 8, 2018).

Bart and Lisa fighting

I’m just going to keep stockpiling uranium and if we happen to go to war, it’s not my fault.

A spokesperson for Iran, Behrouz Kamalvandi, told reporters the country would be ramping up its production of enriched-uranium and would surpass the stockpile cap in 10 days.

“Today, the countdown starts from 10,” said Mr. Kamalvandi, who should know better than to talk about countdowns and nuclear weapons in a single breath.

Kamalvandi said Iran would reverse the action if Europe would provide relief from the sanctions imposed on Iran by the U.S. and help drag the country out of recession.

Meanwhile, back home, the administration is mulling over the possibility of a full-blown war with Iran.

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says he has intelligence that Iran’s military was responsible for the attack on the tankers in the Strait of Hormuz.

Pompeo says that President Trump does not want war in the Middle East (but it is definitely on the menu).

Pompeo told CBS News in an interview: “The United States is considering a full range of options. We are confident that we can take a set of actions that can restore deterrence which is our mission set.”

At time of writing, the president has yet to comment on Iran’s announcement. But this tweet about a month ago may give us some insight into what he’s thinking right now:

Tweet from Donald Trump

Remember the good old days when the administration used MySpace for threatening to wipe countries out of existence?

 CRYPTO 

Facebook Drives Bitcoin to 13-Month High

Bitcoin shot up to a 13-month high this weekend, peaking at $9,391 per coin before paring off some of those gains in the selloff.

At time of writing, the favorite investment of Uber drivers and annoying nephews is nestled at about $9,200, representing a gain of 22% from this time last week and year-to-date gains of 150%.

This weekend’s price spike was driven by rumors of a new crypto designed by the keeper of drunk photos from 10 years ago, Facebook.

Reportedly, Mark Zuckerberg’s Privacy Violator will unveil its own crypto, known as GlobalCoin, tomorrow, with a launch scheduled for 2020.

Better names for Facebook’s crypto: FaceCoin. BookCoin. ZuckerCoin. LeakedAllYourDataToCambridgeAnalyticaCoin.

According to sources inside the industry, the project is backed by over a dozen companies and could rapidly accelerate the widespread adoption of crypto.

Spencer Bogart, General Partner at Blockchain Capital, says that Facebook’s GlobalCoin will ease the “biggest friction” for crypto adoption: actually converting your fiat currency (like the dollar) to a digital asset (bitcoin or other crypto).

Spencer Bogart tweet

Bitcoin has obliterated the top Dow, Nasdaq, and S&P 500 stocks this year. And crypto pundits are predicting another jump in bitcoin’s price following Facebook’s announcement.

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 TRADE WAR 

Hundreds of U.S. Companies Protest Tariffs

Hundreds of U.S. companies are descending on Washington for a three-day hearing on proposed tariffs on $300 billion of Chinese goods. (Along with three-days of overpriced parking and looking at giant white statues.)

A few companies, like the Rheem Manufacturing Co., are there to show their support for Trump’s trade war. But most folks are hiking to the capital to ask President Trump to not tax all their cool stuff.

Shoemaker New Balance voiced its support for President Trump’s tariffs back when it was levied on a whole bunch of things that didn’t affect them. But with this new round of tariffs, the dad-sized white sneaker is on the other foot.

New Balance’s factories are based here in the U.S. But many of the individual components (like the shoe soles and other parts of the shoe I can’t remember the name of) are purchased from China and then assembled here.

According to New Balance, these tariffs will not only make the company’s shoes more expensive but force New Balance to reconsider investing in its U.S. factories (which sounds a little like a threat to little ole me).

In an online post before the hearing, New Balance Vice President Monica Gorman said the tariffs “will not just translate into higher costs, but jeopardize our ability to maintain production levels and continue investing in our domestic factories.”

Officials from Best Buy, Forever 21, and Hallmark Cards will all be present at the hearings to pitch their own visions of a tariff-induced retail apocalypse.

Last week, 661 U.S. companies sent a letter to President Trump asking him to drop his tariffs on Chinese parts and products. The letter — signed by retailers including Costco, Walmart, and Target — warned that the trade war would hurt the economy, jobs, and U.S. consumers.


 

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ONE LAST THING

Biden leads Trump by 10 points in Fox News Poll… But It’s Far From Over

According to the latest Fox News poll, Joe Biden leads the 2020 race with a 10-point advantage over President Donald Trump.

Biden leads his closest rival Bernie Sanders by almost 20 points, with 32% of Democrat primary voters picking the former vice president as their No. 1 choice.

Sanders trails behind with just 13% of the vote, Warren with 9%, and Pete Buttigieg with 8%.

Biden comes first in almost all demographics, including woman, people of color, and self-identified progressive democrats.

“Some on the left mock Biden as naive for suggesting he can bring Americans together, but primary voters prefer his steady style and unifying approach,” said Democrat pollster Chris Anderson on Fox News, who conducted the poll with Republican Daron Shaw. “A big question is whether another candidate can provide a viable alternative for voters who like Biden’s approach, but aren’t enthused with his candidacy.”

Biden topped Trump by 10 points in the poll. Sanders is predicted to win by 9 points. While Warren, Harris, and Buttigieg all beat Trump within the poll’s margin of error.

That might sound like bad news for Trump supporters. But don’t forget, Donald Trump was polling way worse back in 2016 (and if you recall, he actually won that one). And his campaign for reelection doesn’t officially start until tomorrow.

“Trump’s current position in the polls is far from ideal,” said Republican pollster Daron Shaw. “But he’s definitely in the game. His base is on board and he’ll have ample opportunity to frame the choice set moving forward while the Democrats battle for voter and media attention in the debates.”


 

Meanwhile…

A Pakistani politician streamed a live press conference with the cat Snapchat filter on:

Pakistani politician with Snapchat cat filter

C-Span would benefit greatly from this technology.

 

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MARKET MOVEMENTS

Closing Data for 6/14/19

DJIA$26,090.01↓ 0.06%
S&P Index 500$2,887.02↓ 0.16%
NASDAQ$7,796.66↓ 0.52%
Gold$1,344.30↑ 0.04%
Silver$14.84↓ 0.51%
Bitcoin$8,689.10↑ 5.61%

  • Main indexes climb on hopes the Fed cuts interest rates at this week’s meeting.
  • Pfizer Inc. (PFE) to buy Array Biopharma Inc. (ARRY) for $10.64 billion in cash.
  • And billionaire Patrick Drahi to buy Sotheby’s (BID) for $3.7 billion. Why buy the art when you can buy the entire auction company?

 

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After Uber and Volvo finally unveiled their self-driving car, I asked you if you’d ever consider riding in one of Uber’s robocars or even buying one yourself. Here’s what you had to say:

Driverless would be great to access if under the influence of substances. Also at night, when it’s harder to see…and under less than ideal road conditions. Rain, sleet, snow, black ice, winding mountain roads, etc. Taxis…mostly pros vs cons. Could be easier to get one…and safer. Guess it’d be hard to get one to speed up…like to make it to the airport on time. It’s always been nice to have the option of chatting with a local but that’s not a dealbreaker. — TK Walton

The problem with self-driving cars is that they aren’t fully autonomous. So far, every manufacturer says you still have to pay attention. So if I still have to pay attention, what do I need the other driver for? The ONLY reason I want a self-driving car is so I DON’T have to pay attention. I don’t need to pay extra to have something I have to still do myself. — Nancy Jones

“Be not the first by whom the new is tried, nor yet the last to cast the old aside.” — Alexander Pope. Would I buy a self-driving car? Absolutely, once it is established that they are at least twice as safe as a human driver, calculated on deaths per million miles driven. And in truth, I think that’s a pretty low bar to set. Actually, I might not buy one, but just call one up whenever I need a ride, as that would likely be cheaper, but in any case, I am sure that I would easily adapt to being hauled around by a robotic car. It’s interesting that tens of thousands of people are killed in car accidents with human drivers every year, and that is accepted as normal, but just one fatality involving an autonomous vehicle makes headlines coast-to-coast. I suspect that my standard of “twice as safe as a human driver” may already be the case, but it’s still hard to tell, and in any case, it’s not generally an option yet. When the response, “If your loved one had been riding in an autonomous car, they would still be alive today,” becomes common, you may be sure that the trend is irreversible. I don’t think it’s going to take that long for the change, once it really starts. — Gordon Foreman

You’re right, Gordon. I give the old murder machine a hard time but it does have the potential to be far safer than a human-driven car could ever be.

The problem is that folks are a cowardly and superstitious lot. And even if the deaths are statistically lower, or even practically non-existent, every robocrash is going to bring a heap of negative press to the company (and they won’t be able to blame it on the driver).

Because of that, a fully-automated car won’t be allowed on the roads until it’s 10 times safer than a car driven by your average ding dong.

Cheers,

Shane Ormond
Editor, One Last Thing

Chris Campbell

Written By Shane Ormond

Shane Ormond is the managing editor for One Last Thing. In a previous life, he wrote and edited copy for International Living in Waterford, Ireland.

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