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  • Your Hand in Scannage

    Your Hand in Scannage

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 29, 2020

    Amazon launched a new biometric scanner that allows customers to pay for their groceries by scanning their hand and WHOOPS THEY DID A MINORITY REPORT.

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  • $750

    $750

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 28, 2020

    President Trump pays less federal income tax than that teenager who operates the cotton candy machine at your local fair, according to a report by the New York Times.

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  • French Scientists Fix Wine

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 25, 2020

    A wine manufacturer in France has discovered the holy grail of French science: a scientific process to prevent wine from spoiling.

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  • FAKE Amazon Smart Bike

    FAKE Amazon Smart Bike

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 24, 2020

    Amazon says it has nothing to do with that Echelon Fitness or its “Prime bike”, and it will take a ped-ernity test to prove it.

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  • Seducing the Lizard Wizard

    Seducing the Lizard Wizard

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 22, 2020

    Microsoft announced plans to acquire video game holding company Zenimax, in a move that has gamers making angry little nerd noises.

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  • Dirty Money Runs Deep at These Five Banks

    Dirty Money Runs Deep at These Five Banks

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 21, 2020

    In shocking news that surprises no-one, global banks have allowed dirty money to run rampant through their organizations for nearly two decades.

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  • Moaning Like a Victorian Ghost

    Moaning Like a Victorian Ghost

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 18, 2020

    Symptoms of pandemic fatigue, include being sick of looking at your children’s stupid faces, walking around the house moaning like a Victorian ghost, and an insatiable urge for a nice cold beer in a dirty glass.

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  • Lawnmower Man

    Lawnmower Man

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 17, 2020

    Facebook doubled down on its commitment to Virtual Reality yesterday, announcing a new VR headset that isn’t a totally overpriced pain in the ass.

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  • Berkshire Bets This Snowflake Won't Melt

    Berkshire Bets This Snowflake Won't Melt

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 16, 2020

    Snowflake, a provider of some vaguely defined internet magic, debuts on the public market today as the most valuable software startup ever to go public.

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  • The Incredible Hill-Powered Truck

    The Incredible Hill-Powered Truck

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Sep 14, 2020

    Electric-vehicle maker Nikola defended itself against allegations of fraud this morning.

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