Category: One Last Thing

A Rocket Ship for Two

by Shane Ormond
On May 27, 2020

SpaceX will launch the first privately owned, crewed spacecraft into orbit today, narrowly beating out Admiral Pepsi’s high-fructose space armada.

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Trillions on Unemployment Alone

by Shane Ormond
On May 22, 2020

Another 2.24 million Americans just filed for unemployment. Going back nine weeks, 38.64 million Americans are now unemployed. And what’s truly disturbing is that many Americans are staying unemployed.

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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Cool Stuff I Want

by Shane Ormond
On May 21, 2020

Target reported that online sales on an average day in April exceeded last year’s Cyber-Monday sale, because if you’re not going to buy a Cuisinart Perfectemp 14 Cup Programmable Coffee Maker at the end of the world, when are you gunna buy one?

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Here's Luckin at You Kid

by Shane Ormond
On May 20, 2020

The Nasdaq stock market plans to delist Chinese coffee chain Luckin, due to its 2019 sales record being a fantasy on the scale of Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings.

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Sad Breakfast Face

by Shane Ormond
On May 19, 2020

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Detroit Vs. The Virus

by Shane Ormond
On May 18, 2020

Detroit’s automakers and their suppliers are reopening this week, becoming the first major industry to stop watching Spongebob reruns and get back to work.

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