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  Flashing Red & Smothered in Gravy

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 27, 2020

  Batten down the bacon and hoist the country ham & eggs, the Waffle House Index is flashing red as more than a fifth of the breakfast chain’s locations suspend their war on my arteries.

  An article in Investing

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  Looking for a Bottom

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 26, 2020

  With two back-to-back days of gains under our belt, it’s tempting to think that the bottom of this market crash is in sight.

  An article in Investing

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  "At a Time Like This"

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 25, 2020

  I’m not going to lie, some folks are pretty cheesed at your old pal Shane right now.

  An article in Investing

• Whiskey in the Hand Sanitizer

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 24, 2020

  Distillers are turning their surplus supplies of whiskey and gin into hand sanitizer and I think I need to go sit down for a moment…

  An article in Investing

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  Trump Calls in National Guard (to Clean Legos)

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 23, 2020

  Hollywood never shows you the bit in the global pandemic where you get pancakes.

  An article in Investing

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  Unlikely Underdog Becomes Hottest Stock in the World

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 19, 2020

  Remember that meal-kit delivery service you made fun of in high school? Well this is them now…

  An article in Investing

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  Trump Wants to Send You a Check (Really)

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 18, 2020

  The Trump administration says it’s considering sending most adult Americans a check to help workers whose jobs have been disrupted by closures. (And help Americans who can work from home buy Xboxes, 3D TVs, and other rad junk.)

  An article in Investing

• Happy Ain’t Patrick’s Day

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 17, 2020

  An article in Investing

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  Godzilla Market

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 16, 2020

  Last night, the Federal Reserve slashed its benchmark interest rates to near zero in the hopes of staving off a coronavirus-induced recession and let’s see if that did anything.

  An article in Investing

• The Fed Makes $500 Billion Disappear

  

  by Shane Ormond
  On Mar 13, 2020

  An article in Investing