AMC Theatres and rival Cinemark said they would not shutter theatres even if an evil wizard destroyed every movie on the planet and they had to resort to puppet shows to stay open.
Regal Cinemas has suspended operations nationwide because folks don’t want to sit in a large dark room with dozens of strangers and their breathing, wet mouths for some reason.
President Trump pays less federal income tax than that teenager who operates the cotton candy machine at your local fair, according to a report by the New York Times.
