"Capitalism Leads Us Straight to Hell"

--“Socialism,” says Oleg Atbashian, “conserves the stage in which the society existed at the time it was overtaken.

“Cubans still drive American cars from the 1950s, North Koreans still dress in the fashions of the same bygone era, and in the USSR I grew up in a government-owned house that was taken from the rich and given to the needy in 1920s and remained without indoor plumbing or running water and with ancient electrical wiring until it was condemned and demolished in 1986.”

Moreover, if too many people are “helped” too soon, a centrally planned economy (i.e. socialism) can have the chilling effect of sending a civilization into complete chaos.

Hugo Chavez, for example, after being elected to power in Venezuela in 1998, spearheaded his ‘Socialism of the 21st Century’ project, stating that “capitalism leads us straight to hell.”

This initiative entailed, among other things, unsustainable social programs, price and exchange controls and sweeping nationalizations.

The result? Well, due to malinvestment, a common and virtually unavoidable problem of central planning, the government found itself too broke to provide basic public services — like protection from skyrocketing crime or basic health care. (But, hey, it’s free!)

In order to cover the costs, the regime printed more money, which triggered crushing inflation. When the prices started to inflate, the government then responded by imposing price controls, which caused massive shortages, making it impossible to find even basic necessities in stores.

One toilet paper per person

Toilet paper shortage: One per person, please

“What I have seen in the socialist country of Caracas, Venezuela,” Luke Rudkowski of WeAreChange wrote following his recent trip to the country, “has really rocked me to my core.

“The government spends their resources on gun free zones, no smoking areas, permits for everything, making sure people can’t protect and arm themselves, social planning, price controls on basic necessities that makes them nonexistent, bank controls so you can only take out $1 from an ATM, and you virtually have to wait in line for everything.

“Meanwhile,” he goes on, “the amazing, beautiful people of Venezuela are absolutely suffering not only in poverty but the worst fear and crime I have ever experienced in my life.

“These are just some of the government permits that one small restaurant business in Caracas has to publicly display,” Rudkowski says. “The owner told me there were more in the back.

Fluctuating Restaurant Prices

“Also, restaurants are having to change their prices every week”

And, says Luke, “This is what hyperinflation looks like. This is about $150 U.S. dollars worth of Bolivares that you can trade on the black market.

A lot of Bolivares Dollars

“Walking around Caracas was difficult, even for basic necessities we had to give huge stacks of cash and also hand count the money every time. The fact that Caracas is the murder capital of the world did not make it easy to have that much cash on me at all time. You literally needed a book bag or shopping bag to hold it all.”

--Thank goodness for us, though, we have Bernie Sanders to school us all on how economics — and socialism — should really work.

Socialist Denmark and Socialist Venezuela

Why, who can forget how Sanders solved the problem of national hunger by tackling Big Deodorant? “You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants,” Sanders said last year, “or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country. I don’t think the media appreciates the kind of stress that ordinary Americans are working on.”

“Other candidates,” Atbashian writes, “talk about going toe to toe with ‘Big Oil’ or ‘Big Pharmaceuticals,’ but only Bernie has the courage to take on Big Deodorant, and he’s not afraid to raise a stink about it!”

Bernie Sanders Deodorant

Smells like teen ignorance

--Yet, according to Ed Krayewski of Reason magazine, Bernie’s logic is a bit… hmm… flawed.

Sanders, of course, is mistaken on the fundamentals. Economic growth is not a goal for the sake of itself — economic growth ignited by the freeing of markets has lifted more people out of poverty in the last century than any other force in history.

Choices in the market contribute that improvement of the human condition — not just because 23 choices of deodorant mean more jobs than one choice of deodorant but because in a very real sense more choices mean more wealth.

Bernie Sanders and those attracted to his economically illiterate, anti-capitalist rhetoric live in a world where working conditions haven’t changed since the 19th century, where the United States is perpetually one tax or spending cut away from collapsing into Mad Max style chaos.

Today, in light of this faux pas, for your viewing pleasure, we’re going to take a quick look at Oleg Atbashian’s book Shakedown Socialism.

Atbashian fled the USSR in 1994 in favor of the U.S., he writes, “hoping to forget about politics and enjoy a life in a country that was ruled by reason and common sense, whose citizens were appreciative of constitutional rights, the rule of law, and the prosperity of free market capitalism.”

Yet, soon after he arrived, he was shocked to find that the once-bastion of freedom was headed down the very same path that wrecked his homeland.

And since this prescient insight, he’s observed that this crazy train seems to only have one speed: faster.

Read on…

The Six Contradictions of Socialism in America

By Oleg Atbashian

I have seen the future and ran away.

At first the move to America from the former USSR made me feel as though I had made a jump in time, from the stagnant depraved past into a distant dynamic future.

There was an abundance of commonly available futuristic contraptions, machines, and appliances that made everyday existence easier and more enjoyable. Less obvious, but just as exciting, was the media’s openness: I no longer needed to read between the lines to know what was happening. Most importantly, there was honesty, dignity, and respect in relation among people.

Today I’m feeling like a time traveler again.

Only this time the productive, honest and self-reliant America is vanishing in the past, as we are quickly approaching the all too familiar future of equal poverty, one-party rule, media mooching, government looting, bureaucratic corruption, rigged elections, underground literature, half-whispered jokes, and the useful habit of looking over your shoulder.

It was nice living in America before it changed the course towards the so-called “progress,” which, according to my compass, is pointing backward. All of a sudden, I find myself playing the role of a comrade from the “future,” helping my new compatriots to navigate the quagmire ahead.

Deprived of free political speech, Soviets had developed a culture of underground political jokes. I used to remember thousands of them. Here’s one of my favorites, dealing with discrepancy between the official narrative and the everyday reality:

The six contradictions of socialism in the USSR

  1. There is no unemployment — yet no one is working.
  2. No one is working — yet the factory quotas are fulfilled.
  3. The factory quotas are fulfilled — yet the stores have nothing to sell.
  4. The stores have nothing to sell — yet people’s homes are full of stuff.
  5. People’s homes are full of stuff — yet no one is happy.
  6. No one is happy — yet the voting is always unanimous.

Already in America I discovered that most of my old Soviet jokes didn’t work in translation.

It wasn’t so much the language difference as the fact that Americans had no first-hand knowledge of a totalitarian government, ideological uniformity, and shameless propaganda. But that is changing.

The more America “progresses” back to the Soviet model, the more translatable the old Soviet jokes become.

Let’s see how we can rewrite this one into a new American joke.

The six contradictions of socialism in the USA

  1. America is capitalist and greedy — yet half of the population is subsidized.
  2. Half of the population is subsidized — yet they think they are victims.
  3. They think they are victims — yet their representatives run the government.
  4. Their representatives run the government — yet the poor keep getting poorer.
  5. The poor keep getting poorer — yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
  6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about — yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

There’s more where it came from — or, rather, where we’re going.

[Ed. note: Tomorrow, we’ll talk about a few ways you can protect yourself from what’s down the pike. Sure, it won’t be pretty. But it doesn’t mean you have to suffer the consequences of a bunch of bean bag-brained blowhards. Stay tuned.]


Oleg Atbashian
Author, Shakedown Socialism: Unions, Pitchforks, Collective Greed, the Fallacy of Economic Equality, and Other Optical Illusions of ‘Redistributive Justice’

Chris Campbell

Written By Chris Campbell

Chris Campbell is the Managing editor of Laissez Faire Today. Before joining Agora Financial, he was a researcher and contributor to SilverDoctors.com.