Articles By Shane Ormond

Shane Ormond is the managing editor for One Last Thing. In a previous life, he wrote and edited copy for International Living in Waterford, Ireland.

  • Crypto Hasn't Moved Like This Since 2015

    Crypto Hasn't Moved Like This Since 2015

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 24, 2019

    Bitcoin soared to $5,622 this week, performing a maneuver analysts call “the golden cross.”

    An article in Investing

  • The Night of the Living Dems

    The Night of the Living Dems

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 23, 2019

    CNN’s Monday night lineup was a non-stop marathon of town halls with five Democratic presidential candidates (zoologists refer to this as a “Bleeding Heart” of Democrats).

    An article in Investing

  • Game of Groans

    Game of Groans

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 22, 2019

    Apparently, we’ve already reached the point in the pre-election madness where the candidates start talking about pop culture to let us know how human they are.

    An article in Investing

  • The Real Mueller Report

    The Real Mueller Report

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 19, 2019

    I’m surprised Mueller and his team are able to walk right after this impressive display of fence sitting.

    An article in Investing

  • Scientists Find the Happy Gene

    Scientists Find the Happy Gene

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 17, 2019

    the sleepy highlands of Inverness, Scotland, is a woman who feels no pain.

    An article in Investing

  • 3D Printed Hearts and Lab-Grown Beef

    3D Printed Hearts and Lab-Grown Beef

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 16, 2019

    Researches at Tel Aviv University have successfully 3D printed a human heart using cells and organic matter from a patient.

    An article in Investing

  • Goldman Sachs Predicts Trump Win

    Goldman Sachs Predicts Trump Win

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 15, 2019

    According to its Goldman Sachs economic forecast report, President Trump is already in the lead, thanks to two major advantages he holds over his Dem rivals.

    An article in Investing

  • Julian Assange Arrested in London

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 11, 2019

    WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was arrested in London this morning, just moments after he was ejected from the Ecuadorian embassy (for being annoying).

    An article in Investing

  • Gym, Tan, Legal Weed

    Gym, Tan, Legal Weed

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 10, 2019

    Democratic presidential candidate and permanently wind-swept man Bernie Sanders says he’s the biggest threat to America’s millionaires and billionaires. But he often leaves out the part where he’s a millionaire himself.

    An article in Investing

  • THE PURGE

    THE PURGE

    Shane Ormond

    by Shane Ormond
    On Apr 9, 2019

    Lock up your daughters and top officials in the Department of Homeland Security. President Trump is having himself a PURGE.
    Keywords: trump purge, dhs, impossible burger, burger king,

    An article in Investing