Former Vice President Joe Biden unveiled his healthcare plan yesterday. (And it’s pretty much “Obamacare with some extra stuff and we’re going to roll back some Trump stuff.”

The FBI and CIA should investigate Google (GOOGL) for treason, says Peter Thiel, billionaire Facebook investor and man I cannot legally say injects himself with the blood of young boys to stay youthful.

In news-that-surprises-nobody news, Google admitted to allowing employees to listen to your private Google Home audio after a disgruntled employee leaked some of the recordings.

The S&P 500 crossed 3,000 points today for the first time, as Fed chairman and presidential punching bag Jerome Powell signaled the strong possibility of rate cuts in July.

British billionaire and record holder for world’s tiniest beard Richard Branson announced plans to take his space-tourism company Virgin Galactic public later this year.

It looks like Deutsche Bank (DB) CEO Christian Sewing has been reading The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up (and he’s decided 18,000 Deutsche Bank employees do not “give him joy”).

Facebook algorithm was pushing bogus Cancer treatments including injections of baking soda and miracle juice regimens.

Representative Louie Gohmert called Special Counsel Robert Mueller an “anal opening” ahead of his testimony later this month. (And because we are a bastion of journalistic integrity/would never miss an opportunity to print a dirty word, I’m reporting on it.)

According to economist Jim Rickards’s mathematical model, President Trump has a 65% probability of winning the 2020 election. But DoubleLine Capital CEO Jeffrey Gundlach (AKA “The King of Bonds”) says that Trump might not even run.

As stocks are hitting new all-time highs, this is the issue you need to be aware of.